- me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
- *opens textbook*
- textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
- *rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook
